Sunday, 08 November 2009

  • Right back atcha, Tofufa

    Tofu said that the push-up bra is one of the biggest deceptions women can pull off. Chica, the video below should show that this deception has been elevated to new, epic levels. (blame the Taiwanese!)



    Does anyone remember those Reebok pump shoes?

Friday, 06 November 2009

Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • More office antics

    Conversation with a guy at work:


    [guy] [IT support] is coming to install software into your machine.

    [cluster] kay. cool.
    [cluster] BETTER HIDE MY PORN!

    [guy] hahahaha

    [cluster] THANKS FOR WARNING ME!

    [guy] dude she [IT support] has access to watch what we're doing
    [guy] remotely
    [guy] and without our knowledge

    [cluster] so wait
    [cluster] she can watch the porn
    [cluster] with me?

    [guy] LAWL!

    [cluster] open source man
    [cluster] mentality!
    [cluster] COS SHARING IS CARING




Wednesday, 04 November 2009

Tuesday, 03 November 2009

Sunday, 01 November 2009

Saturday, 31 October 2009

  • What can I say? I've been a longtime fan.

    Since the hard drive in my laptop recently failed, I powered up my old backup server to retrieve some personal data. The intention was to remove some of the excess miscellaneous folders that had accumulated over the years, but I was side-tracked after finding an old "Favourite Bookmarks" directory. In it were random links which I distinctly recall had been saved from 2005. As I started deleting these files, one specific bookmark caught my attention mainly because I don't recall having ever saved it.

    Created: "August 2005"
    Link: "MuseErato's Xanga Site"
    Meta: "stuck-up-bitch"

    Uhh… (speechless) LOL I probably deserve a severe virtual back-handed slap for that but in my defence, I don't remember reading any of her entries prior 2008. That counts for something, right? For now, I'll blame it all on gremlins; the gremlins did it! Hrrmm… with so many people bitching about their inability to comment on my posts, should I even ask what people think of me? Probably not!

Friday, 30 October 2009

  • Because Star Wars is better IRL

    I just received an email from the office telling me that I'll be getting a new minion to train. He's got a masters degree and with an engineering background, too. Cool. Since he's gotta masters and I will be his master, that means I will be a "Master-Master". I can already imagine the things we'll be doing in the office come Monday morning.

    [Minion] What are your thoughts?

    (using Jedi mind-trick)

    [Cluster] You're an engineer, I'm a Jedi.
    [Cluster] I will be your master.
    [Cluster] You will call me "Master-master".

    [Minion] I am a lowly engineer.
    [Minion] You will be my master, Master-master.

    [Cluster] Have the Star Wars soundboard available at all times.
    [Cluster] Whenever I walk by your desk...
    [Cluster] I expect to hear the Darth Vader theme song playing.

    [Minion] As you command, Master-master.

    Ah, fun times ahead!

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • She must have forgotten which was "brake"



    Several years ago, a girl I knew was trying to convince her husband why they simply had to buy a $100,000 luxury SUV. One of the reasons behind her "need" was because --as the primary driver-- she felt it would provide additional safety whenever she was on the road. This isn't a video of her but it reminded me about the conversation. Instead of spending $100k on a gas-guzzling SUV, how about spending a few dollars in order learn how to drive? Defensive driving? Driving in bad weather conditions? How about just parking?

    I suppose a deterrent to this concept is that when you invest in yourself, you can't flash it around as a status symbol.

Sunday, 25 October 2009

  • Tangible results



    So the story goes: [c] has a really good relationship with her bf's mom. One day, the bf's mom sent her a whackload of old photos and there was one photo that caught [c]'s attention. She took it and converted it to vector. Her initial plans were to blow up the illustration and make it a bigass painting, but I suggested to go even further... import it over to Flash and make it a narrative. Since she has all the technical skills to do web-related design work, I don't see why she can't execute on this. The idea of having her artwork live as a painting, a digital vector, as well as an interactive Flash piece? Hot.

    Too bad her bf isn't a huge anime/cartoon/comicbook fan. :-T

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